Am I the only one who just doesn't know how to dance at a club?

Filled with an abundance of party vibes I ventured into the wild world of Wellington's 'clubs' a while back.

I found myself surrounded by sweaty drunk people who were shaking their limbs, grinding, spinning, and kicking. 

So what do I do? Well, like the natural klutz I am, I shook my hips and whirled my arms around and around.

Imagine a wind-farm. They're beautiful, strange looking structures. Now imagine the opposite. That was me.

I love Captain Planet.

Hi. I am a 23 year old female and I just watched an episode of Captain Planet. The 90s classic where children run around saving the world from the bad men who want world domination.

Best part is when they put their rings together and make Mr World Peace himself, Captain Planet. He would give Miss Universe a run for her money any day.

On a more serious note. The Simpsons are incredible. I grew up watching The Simpsons (seriously, I wanted to BE Bart Simpson) and never really got the jokes. My sisters laughed and so I laughed.

Is wasn't until this year when I started to re-watch everything that had become the basis of my jokes. I only just realised that Otto was always high, or snuggling did not actually mean have a cuddle, or that Itchy and Scratchy were bad-ass Tom and Jerry.

Pretty damn funny. I even have a new hobby. It's called Simpsons. I do Simpsons quizzes, draw pictures of The Simpsons, watch the Crazy Cat Lady throw cats over the roof. The list just goes on.

Rugrats was pretty cool. I read on the internet somewhere that the babies were all in Angelica's imagination. Kinda freaked me out. So I have stopped watching it.

Rocket Power. Now this is the show that made me try surfing, skateboarding, roller blading, scooter riding, and just general crazy ass hobbies. I wasn't very good at any of them, but I still felt just as cool as those Hawaiian kids and that glasses wearing white boy.

Ever watched old school Looney Tunes? You know where the roosters are wooing the hens and Porky the Pig just can't scoop those eggs fast enough? Yeah. They were pretty cool.